Here We Go

Fatherhood is by far the biggest responsibility I have ventured into; with that said it is also the most exciting.  To know that I am accountable for the livelihood of a human being that I helped create is still surreal to me, even as I go through the daily routines of feeding her, changing her, burping her, consoling her, bathing her and cleaning up after her the reality is slowly setting in but it hasn’t hit me fully.  Initially, when my wife and I found out we were pregnant we were both extremely enthusiastic.  When we found out we were having a girl, our joy increased and so did the opinions and advise from friends and family regarding the supervision and protection little girls require.  The opinions and advice I received spurred my imagination to the point that I visualized caring my baby girl home from the hospital, setting her down inside her new home for the first time and while my wife and I were taking all this in there was a knock at the door.  As I answered the door I was met by a mob of horny guys pushing their way in to my home trying to get to my daughter, I ferociously fought them off and locked the door.   Fortunately, this hasn’t happened yet, besides, the fortitude that my daughter burps and farts with would be discouraging to any male but definitely makes me proud.